Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Award! AKA Im Famous!

The very talented and funny Amy gave me an award! This one came with no instructions or specifications so rather then be generous and share the love, Im keeping this one all to myself.




Who am I kidding? Im just too damn lazy today to think of anything ;)

Tonight starts day 1 of hot yoga for this little butterball, its kinda all I can think about- Ill let you know how it goes if I dont melt into a puddle of pure fat first.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Grrr

You know what really annoys (What really grinds my gears- a la Peter Griffin) me?

Getting a text from my boss at 7 AM Monday (before Im even out of bed) saying that we will have a meeting at 6:30 AM Tuesday.

As if Mondays after a holiday and after coming home from vacation arent difficult enough.
So today I got to think about how horrible the following morning would be... ALL DAY LONG.


Attention Jersey Shore Fans

This made me laugh. HARD.




Youre welcome.

Reading

One of my favorite things to do while traveling is read. Derek is not a reader at all so I think sometimes my nose being in a book for hours at a time confuses him. While traveling back and forth to Miami, I finished my third Jodi Picoult book- I have to say that her books, all that Ive read, are amazing!


Now that Its finished (it was wonderful, heart breaking and impossible to put down) I picked up a new book and plan to start it tonight after I hit up my treadmill.


What are you guys reading these days?

53

I cant believe I have 53 followers! What on earth makes what I have to say so interesting?! Either way, thank you all that stop by and leave comments- you truly make my day everytime I hear from you!


(I did a Google image search for 'surprised' and this came up- too funny to leave out.)

Hello World

Hope your holiday season was as eventful as ours and that you survived as well- I have spent the better half of my morning reading about all of your adventures over the last week or so and I cant wait to fill you guys in.

We survived Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and a trip to Miami on New Years Eve for my cousin, Eric's wedding. I have so much to tell you all, so many pictures to post and a TON to catch up on. As soon as we got home last night, the dogs were picked up, bathed and suitcases were unpacked.

Is it silly that the thing I was most excited to fly home to was my dogs? I missed them so much!

My friend, Sarah, who I have known my whole entire life receved a sparkly diamond ring on Christmas Eve from the love of her life- in addition to that, I know of 3 friends that got engaged on New Years Eve- Derek and I shared a good laugh at how just when we think its all over and our bouts standing at the altar with our nearest and dearest are over, someone else signs us up. Sure wre honored and happy to take part in such special occasions, but in April, I will be standing in my 14th wedding. FOURTEEN.

Heres to 2010 and all the advantures ahead!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Fancy Dinner Night

Each year Dereks family hosts a 'fancy dinner night' complete with several courses of food and delicious wine. One of his aunts lives in California and brings all sorts of drinkable treasures with her for her visit. each course is paired with a new and different wine and we all try to guess their price point and any awards theyve won. You can imagine how creative our opinions get by the 8th bottle... Dereks dad is by far the most comical of all.


The Bohls tree


Our table all set and ready

The menu (plus a few grease stains?)

The wine list(s)

Somehow I only managed to get a picture of the appetizer and the deserts- I missed the salad, the soup and the main course!


Oh, and I captured the wines too ;)


This was my third year to attend and I cannot wait for many more years to come. Not only is the food absolute perfection, but the company is nearly impossible to beat!

(case in point)

To You and Yours

"SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I know him! I know him.

You sit on a throne of lies.

Youre not Santa, you stink, you smell like beef and cheese."


We have two family gatherings under our belt and four more to go- tonight its just us. Making dinner at home and heading to church at 10 PM. Im watching Elf right now in my most confortable duds- with hot chocolate and my furry family. Life is great- Merry Christmas.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

More Adventures in Conversation

Derek: "you remind me of Pam from the office, shes a lot like you"
Me: "oh, like how shes super sweet and soft spoken?"
Derek: "no, I just think you dress a lot like her"
Me: BLANK STARE- "and you think this is a compliment, dont you?!"


 Of course her character is precious but shes a bit frumptastic, dont you think?

Did Somebody Say Steak?

Derek and I attended the third annual Mullins Christmas Dinner/White Elephant Gift Exchange last night. Patrick and his wife Allison always serve a delicious, sit down meal and stock their bar like you wouldnt believe. This year, the party expanded to THREE couple-filled tables- thats a lot of mouths to feed! After the meal, we start the gift exchange and, well, suffice it to say I left out most of those R rated pictures. Once the gift exchange is complete, the guys go out by the pool and smoke cigars while the girls stay inside and usually talk about the guys. Lasty, towards the end of the night, its tradition to put on a funny movie (a la Anchorman, but this year it was The Hangover) and make up a game to drink along with the quotes. Hilarity ensues.

So, without further delay- feast your eyes!











Holiday Hilarity


Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila



Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves

a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the

Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Fat Friday

You know how you go to church and swear the sermon is just for you? See a movie and resonate with a quote or a song or even a montage? I had one of those moments today- perhaps not so deep but I felt like my TV was talking to me and only me.

While scrolling through the video on demand options I saw a few episodes of The Biggest Loser. Having never watched an entire episode, I thought I might give it a shot. Not only did I sob almost the entire time but I almost dropped the remote and ran of my house when I heard this quote:

"I never took care of myself, I took care of everyone else in my home, took care of my business and my husband. I would watch The Biggest Loser weigh in with ice cream in my hand"

I looked down and immediately felt ashamed of the Snickers ice cream bar I held in my hand.


SHAME. ON. ME.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Dez and Derek

I dont think this looks much like us, but its still funny!


Tacky Sweater

We went to a tacky sweater party (our second one ever) and I wanted to show you the gem I found at Goodwill and wore -please ignore my split ends.



Thats right, it says 'Meowy Christmas'

Try not to be jealous.

All Along the Dezzy Front

On the Christmas front:
- We are all done with our Christmas shopping and wrapping (phew!)
- We have two sets of white elephant gifts purchased and wrapped for two separate holiday parties- very excited to see what we come home with after the exchange.

On the health front:
- I dont think Ive fully kicked my pneumonia nor do I think I was ever cured of my primary infection which resided in my upper respiratory area.
- I filled two final and EXPENSIVE prescriptions today as I have developed a severe sinus infection as well as an ear infection (serious booooo, what is wrong with my immune system?)
- Today starts TEN full days of antibiotics which means very little to no drinking all through the Christmas season (another serious booooooo) but at least Ill be better by NYE which will be spent in Miami/South Beach for my cousins wedding (wahooo)!
- Derek seems to think drinking is an option, obviously not in mass amounts or on a daily basis but he looked up the particular medicine online and thinks it might be okay to drink once or twice on special occasions- anyone know any better? The pharmacy didn’t even mention no drinking but is this because its just common sense?

On the work front:
- Work is SLOW- in my industry, things come to a screeching halt from right around Thanksgiving until after the new year- working in the cold and rain makes my daily sales calls that much more daunting- so does being sick. If only I had some cute rain boots!
- I have been keeping busy with lots of useless sales calls and even more useless TV.
- Its pretty sad when you tune in to Animal Cops and youve already seen that episode, the same goes for episodes of Snapped (get a life much).
- We had our work holiday party last night and Derek and I opted for a couples caricature- I will post a picture of it soon, although, Ill preface it by saying I don’t think it looks like either of us. Perhaps it will provide a good chuckle?

On the technology front:
- My blackberry has not been receiving emails for two days now, pretty sad how cut off I feel. Ive done everything I can think of other than stopping by my provider because frankly, after Christmas shopping, if the bb is broken itll have to stay that way for a while. Not. In. The. Budget.
- I am now missing three keys from my laptop keyboard- the F4, the 4, and the I- I have Reggie to thank for that- beast.

I think for now that is all. Thanks for tuning in.